Make sure to kill everything in sight!
It's funny how eyeballs make a squishy sound when popped... isn't it?
Make sure you get your clothes cleaned... acid can be very nasty. But it will cost you.
Nobody has ever died from drinking a harmless beer, have they?
Nobody trusts you in the Lodge. They keep everything locked, including the cash register.
Killing the attendant at the wrong time is a deadly, flesh-eating mistake!
The cloak room attendant is guarding more than just the coats.
Man-eating creatures lurk in the depths below, but can be easily sated.
Eating will replenish your health, especially the sweet stuff. (It's low in calories!)
It's impossible to keep those weeds under control. I say kill 'em!
The key to the next level is in your reflection.
Note: There IS more than one way to the second level! Try "climbing" your way to the top... but don't get burned!