Make sure to kill everything in sight!
It's funny how eyeballs make a squishy sound when popped... isn't it?
Make sure you get your clothes cleaned... acid can be very nasty. But it will cost you.
Nobody has ever died from drinking a harmless beer, have they?
Nobody trusts you in the Lodge. They keep everything locked, including the cash register.
Killing the attendant at the wrong time is a deadly, flesh-eating mistake!
* The cloak room attendant is guarding more than just the coats.
* Man-eating creatures lurk in the depths below, but can be easily sated.
* Eating will replenish your health, especially the sweet stuff. (It's low in calories!)
It's impossible to keep those weeds under control. I say kill 'em!
The key to the next level is in your reflection.
Note: There IS more than one way to the second level! Try "climbing" your way to the top... but don't get burned!